User:DeadGuy

Dear Friend,

You have been accepted into the Wikipedian Hogwarts School of Witchcraft of Wizardry, not the Joke Academy. That means no practical jokes or vandalism. You can use humor on your UserPage, like I have. This is obviously a spoof on the Harry Potter letter. Harry Potter is cool. Anyway, enjoy my user page and stay in school.

Cheers!

Noble Wizard Lord Francis-Mark James Alex Wetherby Cutler BarkleyVader II of Villington

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About Me

 * Greetings, from DeadGuy!

I go by many names across the World Wide Web, basically I go by BarkleyVader at Yahoo Answers and as DeadGuy on Uncyclopedia, a satirical parody of Wikipedia, and Wookieepedia, the Star Wars Wiki.

Things I like:
 * Star Wars
 * Animals
 * Fantasy/Sci-Fi
 * Science
 * Nature
 * Universal Pondering
 * Supernatural Phenomenon

Things I believe in:
 * Jesus
 * God
 * Equal Rights
 * Freedom of Speech
 * Universal Reconciliation
 * Evolution
 * Big Bang
 * Infinite Multiverses


 * I am overall a nice guy, and I excel at making people laugh. I have high morality, although I am only human so I sin occasionally, usually just small sins, nothing big. I have plenty of friends, and when people do or say things I disapprove of, as long as its not harmful, I usually leave it alone. I am very flexible when it comes to social skills, and I am a christian, but not the conservative kind.

I was born in North Carolina on August 15, ''''''. I was born into a military family and have lived in such places as Alabama, Hawaii, Kansas, Texas, Missouri, Washington, Florida, and Indiana. I have many friends, although the classic stereotype of a Star Wars fan pops up into the minds of rude individuals on the internet, who see me as a fat guy with glasses. I do have glasses, but I mostly wear contacts. I am a healthy size, and a healthy strength. I participate in the classic sport of fishing, and I also like to walk around nature. I think the world is a magnificent place to live.


 * I respect other people's opinions greatly, even if I disagree with them.
 * I have accepted Jesus Christ as my personal savior, for those who must know, and I have reason to believe that he is more than what the Bible tells us he is.
 * I am not a homophobe, nor am I homosexual. I believe that God loves all people, and that includes gays.
 * I disapprove of Religious extremism, of course you are free to believe in this if it suits you and no one is harmed.

PS I like animals, prehistoric animals, mythical animals, legendary animals, mysterious animals, extra-terrestrial animals, and fantasy/sci-fi animals.

My Wikipedian Experience and Belief System
DeadGuy is a user of wikipedia who has just recently registered. He first found wikipedia while doing a project on Black Holes. Its seemingly endless resources have captivated him since then. DeadGuy has his own views on the universe, and chances are you will disagree with them. For those who aren't especially bright, DeadGuy is not really dead. He is fascinated with reptiles, animals, and theology. He lives on planet Earth, and believes in cryptozoology, aliens (although not the UFO kind, more like the "We are not alone" kind), and others that have weird names or you probably think is cuckoo. He loves Robot Chicken and other comedy, plus sci-fi/fantasy, media. Look them up on wikipedia; that's what its for! Now, shoo.

Quotes

 * "Ah, a battle of the wits. I see you come unarmed."
 * "If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test?"
 * "What do you mean this place is boring? Look! That guy moved!"
 * "My brain hurts."
 * "Run, Harry! It's Pubertus!!
 * "What is History, but a fable agreed upon?"
 * "Science without Faith is lame. Faith without Science is Blind."
 * "I want that amulet, dammit!"
 * "Bloody Pirates!"

Articles
minor contributions Contributions while not Logged In
 * End of the World Animation
 * Carnivores (series)
 * Prehistoric Park
 * Star Wars Music