User:Dean Goldstin

[[Bob bobson] (1000-1000000000000000) was so awesome that even really awesome people would walk past him and say, "hey that dude is awesome".

One day he was walking along and some dude said, "i am the awesomest," so Bob used his ubber cool powers and he smitted the infidel.

As you so at the beginning of this official page *cough* Bob was so awesome that his awesomeness allowed him to live for a very very long time.

Bob also invented a lot of things he just isn't credited for like you know that saying 2 be or not 2 be, well let's just say that Shakespeare stole it.

So as you can clearly see Bob is so awesome that he has is own wikipedia page.