User:Dean Melchionda

Dean Melchionda was born in New Jersey on the eve of the fifth of November. He is known as one of the most influential people since Babylonian times. His story starts here. Dean's fist claim to fame came when his parents took him out one cold, November night to the theature in New York for his fifth birthday. As he was watching the Italian Play, the lady in the next balcony fell deathly ill. Dean lept to the other balcony and performed open heart surgery using his cufflinks, a ballpoint pen, and hair gell. His name appeared in the headlines a few years later where at the age of ten, he won the Nobel Peace Prize for inventing plastic. At the age of twelve, he enrolled in the United States army following the bombing of Pearl Harbor. He won fourty Medals of Honor for fighting in Japaneese infested swamps equiped only with a rusty spoon and loin cloth (this is who the charactor, Rambo was created after).While advancing twards Japan, he invented the atomic bomb. Unfortunatelly, he left it in Nagasaki where it accidentally detonated ending World War Two. He swam back to the states and was greeted by a confetti parade. Years later while in England, Dean met Ian Fleming. Ian was so impressed with Dean's adventures that he created an alias for Dean (James Bond) and wrote about Dean's adventures as the charactor James Bond. While skiing in Asia, he came across the Yetti, or Abomidable Snowman. Only equiped with skis, Dean and the Yetti fought on the perilous cliff side untill the Yetti - exhausted and dazed - collapsed. The Yetti is now stuffed next to Dean's fireplace. After that, he went back to the United States and introduced the Era of Disco. He also drafted the famous speech, "I Have a Dream" that Martin Luther King gave in Washington. Dean took a rest from philanthropy in the seventies and eighties and spent his time in acting in the hit series, "The Golden Girls" and partying with Playboy members. In 2001, Dean came back into headlines by stopping the third plane from hitting the Capital building on 9/11. Dean now spends his time in exclusive places throughout the world clubbing with mulitiple women. He has two offspring, Jet Lee and Chuck Norris.