User:Dean Steventon

Tree porn Tree porn is a way of life for trees. It helps them grow and is fun to watch. We have discovered that trees have genders, over 75 genders have been found already. We have figured out that thick branch trees are male and thin branches are female due to the way the roots are, usually male roots a more straight with only a couple curved ones, while females are more curved with less straight ones. We have T-shirt designs ready to be made. We have created this for people to have a educational journey through the trees well being There are many types of tree porn

This includes:

Thick branch: only male

Thin branch: only female

Root job: male and female

Leaf on leaf: female on female

Full of nature: male on female

sapling reproduction: The male will use his roots to latch on to a females roots, they will stay connected for 24 hourls, combining nutrients and hormones, this is tree sex/ coitus. After tree coitus the female will take 2 weeks two find out if she is pregnant or not. If so the female will produce many offspring in the form of seeds. They can be spread two ways,1. They fall out the tree or, 2. They will spread via root tunnels underground.