User:Deathphoenix/Deathphoenix's Laws

Law of Userboxes
The number of opinion-expressing userboxes on a user page is inversely proportional to the number of edits that the user makes to articles.

Contentious AfDs-to-Outraged Comments Ratio
An administrator who closes contentious AfDs will receive at least one comment for every ten contentious AfDs closed.

Ivory Percentage of School Article Deletion
A real post-primary school (such as a secondary school, college, or university) nominated for deletion has a 99 44/100% chance of being kept.