User:DeerD3n/sandbox

How to commit tax fraud and order pizza at the same time. In order to commit tax fraud whilst ordering pizza. 'STEP 1' Order pizza with mushrooms (Only war-criminals put mushroom on pizza) 'STEP 2'Use your neighbors credit card information to order said pizza. While it is being delivered discover Chinese military secrets and release them to the public. 'STEP 3' When the police and Chinese snipers arrive as long with Timmy the pizza guy, run away into the forrest. (Recommend taking the pizzas) Live in the forrest for 42 years exactly. 'STEP 4' After that time has passed run down to Mexico, and work as a car mechanic, and learn the Spanish language. 'STEP 5' move back to a America or other, with the name and disguise, Pedro Toe II, 'STEP 6' Get married and have 4 children exactly, and on your deathbed. Confesses to the fact e never paid Timmy the pizza guy who is not a 63 year old man living in california. 'Step 7' Just die. (Cite: National Retard corporation. and many completely stupid news sources.)