User:Deguster

About Me
For those interested in the origin of my name, I happen to be a proud Degu owner. I am currently a student at Idaho Falls High School and seek to make amends for all the ip addresses there being banned due to vandalism. (Yes Ryan, that's your fault) In short some bad Helen Keller jokes which were very, shall we say, "un-encyclopedic" in nature. I enjoy all things electronic and WIKI and edit stuff I like to fight the ignorants who post false info. Maybe I'll add to this page later... Happy editing - you make a better world!

What do you fear the most?
Recently I came up with a small quote,"There is nothing scarier than a well organized, systematic, convincing lie." Before turning this in to school I decided to run a google search to see if I was copying someone's quote from the recesses of my mind... It is interesting what people think is scary. Using the search phrase "there is nothing scarier than" these are some of the results I came up with. Some are insightful, some don't make sense, and some are funny. I just posted exatly what I found, these do not necesarily reflect my views of opinions. (In order) There is nothing scarier than:

1.A group of women

2.The future

3.Being a parent

4.Loss of sight

5.Being endangered in what was seemingly once a safe haven

6.A lunatic who believes he is doing the 'Lord’s' work, especially when that lunatic has his finger on the nuke

7.Statistics

8.Oversized leeches, polychaetes, or tapeworms

9.People like you running around loose

10.Having a medical health problem and not knowing what it is

11.Facing the possibility of death in war

12.A virus attack

13.Running out of money and gas at the same time

14.A blank piece of paper at the beginning of a project

15.Speaking in front of a huge audience

16.A woman scorned

17.An angry wife, a mass murderer, or a US senator

18.The Cycle of Dumb

19.An unmodernized pseudo-nation

20.An inhibited gardner

21.A blank computer screen

22.A room full of drunken theater students

23.Realizing that you are suffering from hair loss

24.Watching Scotland trying to hold onto a lead

25.Losing a child in the wilderness

26.A blood shortage

27.Hearing the sound of Darth Vader breathing

28.An oversize hair-dryer

29.A thunderstorm (tornadoes) at night

30.Looking into the eyes of an 8-year-old and seeing no hope

31.Living with Woody Allen

32.Democrats in power

33.Death

34.Sewing your seams

35.Accumulated assumptions and prejudices fueled by a media hungry to feed the fear

36.To have to navigate an intersection or drive down the road with a distracted bicyclist

37.A seven-year old ghoul

38.The feeling that you may fall in

39.Listening to a small child struggle for breath

40.Knowing that someone is in your house

41.To watch someone we love deterioate

42.Trying to fix a process without a process owner

43.Hearing a demon growling around a corner

44.Suddenly becoming aware that your heart is racing

45.Continuing to senselessly kill yourself by smoking tobacco

46.An educated consumer

47.Flying a model you can't control

48.Trying to get a loan

49.Seeing one of those mammoth gas guzzlers

50.Not being able to rely on your senses and your perceptions

51.A man with mass jewellery

52.Being 20 miles away from shore with an approaching storm

53.A person who does not seem to have heard of AIDS

54.A clown after midnight

55.The sound of a tree splintering right before it is about to come down

56.The unabated, unwatched March of the Scientists

57.Ignorance in action

58.What you see out of the corner of your eye

59.A mis-guided, conservative protectionist

60.An unregulated monopoly

61.Not knowing what's going to happen

62.Performing standup comedy

63.The prospect of a room full of junior high kids

64.Turning on the television and seeing "Psycho's" Janet Leigh

65.Michael Jackson's Thriller video

66.Crossing a street of an Italian city

67.A dog fight

68.Real life

69.Trying to install a car seat for the very first time

70.Evil children

71.The intense flirt

72.The ignorance of the American public to monsters of their own creation

73.A group of parents and advocates

74.Soccer moms

75.An angry mime

76.A club scene crowd

77.Being chased by the creatures from Alien

78.Underachievers

79.Having a UNIX server lose power

80.A rapping leprechaun

81.Having your roomate chase you around with the giant hairball

82.A beaver dressed as a chicken

83.Thinking that your house or something in it is on fire

84.When those we love are teetering on that thin line

85.Watching your child fall in love with a psycho

86.Staring at some classical music

87.A pack of girls cruisin' the halls

88.A group of drunks in lapel-less jackets

89.The unseen and unexplainable

90.Passing on a two-lane road

91.A ship designed by an architect

92.To realize that you don't have much control over your destiny

93.Big Christopher Walken with a big axe

94.An angry fatty

95.Going out back behind the cabin for a pee

96.Standing next to someone who doesn't know how to properly handle a firearm

97.20-year-old males

98.A clown

99.An email that starts off, ‘You don’t know me but …’

100.The unknown