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'''Jun Hayakawa '''

Birth date: Omnipresent (Sightings date back to 1,000,000 BC)

Hometown: Urbana, Illinois (Founded after he discovered Earth)

Grade school: None necessary (Omniscient)

High School: None necessary (Omniscient)

University: University of Illinois at Urbana Champaign

Area of Study: Electrical Engineering (though he is omniscient, he studies ECE to fit in amongst his peers)

Overview: Jun has no known living relatives other than the ones he has adopted as his "family". Dating back to 1,000,000 BC, Jun has appeared throughout history to make his mark. He discovered the planet Earth in 500,328 BC, deeming it a worthy habitat to grace his presence. Since then, Jun has colonized nearly every corner of the globe while allowing the humans to take credit for his discoveries. If you can't tell, Jun is a very humble being. Jun is responsible for the construction of the Great Pyramid of Giza, the Great Wall of China, the Grand Canyon, Mount Rushmore, Niagara Falls, the Hoover Dam, the Glass Suspension Bridge in China, Machu Picchu, the Taj Mahal, Petra, the Roman Colosseum, the Hanging Gardens of Babylon, the Lighthouse of Alexandria, and Mount Everest. Since constructing such wonders, Jun has shifted his focus to impacting the world in other ways. He achieved a gold medal in every event of the 2020 Tokyo Olympics. He invented the internet, gave Tim Cook the idea for Apple, and told on Marc Zuckerberg at Harvard so that he would drop out and invent "Facebook". Beyond this, Jun has constructed the vaccine for a number of antibodies as well as the cure for numerous terminal diseases, such as AIDS.

Lifetime Achievements: Became First Angelos of Psi Upsilon Fraternity (2022) Won world's strongest and most handsome man (2022) Created and cured COVID-19 autoimmune disease (2020) Achieved gold medal in every event of Tokyo Olympics (2020) Accepted into UIUC Electric Engineering Program (2020) Broke sound barrier on foot (2000) President of the United States (1850) Founded Psi Upsilon Fraternity (1833) Discovered America (1328) Created the four main elements (12,390 BC) Discovered Planet Earth (500,328 BC) First appearance in history (1,000,000 BC)

Future Aspirations: Assert World Dominance Travel galaxy to find other forms of life and bless them with his presence Become president of the United States (3rd time) Confirm theory of relativity and prove it to humanity Successfully travel through black hole Pioneer other planets

Other titles: "First Angelos" "messiah" "The Watcher" "Alpha" "Omega" "The One Above All"

First Hand Accounts of Jun:

President Joe Biden- "Yeah. I met him once. He taught me everything I needed to know about being President... sorta forgot it all though." Hanz Zimmer- "That guy deserves his own superhero sound track." Jack DuVall- "I'm his number one fan." Albert Einstein- "Yeah he just told me what to say and write."