User:Deperro.2/Albert DePerro

Albert "Burt" John Giovanni DePerro (born 7 July 1992) is an American Hero in the year 2010. He was born inPhiladelphia, PA and lived in Cuyahoga Falls, OH and has permanent residence in Kent, OH but is temporarily living in Columbus for attending Ohio State. But it all begins in the summer of '10. It was him, Brotherhood and Matt Koczwara, hailing from Munroe Falls, Ohio. It was one exasperating in late July. Burt had hit a homerun in the top of the seventh, causing the score to tie. Game continued, and soon enough it was the last inning. Full count, ball game all tied up, top of the ninth. It was all up to Chris "C'Money" Moravec. But Chris blew it. So it was up to the next batter, Collin Kane. But he blew it too. Now when i say blew it, they didn't score. Each of them hit a single. So there it was, top of the ninth. Next batter was Matt Koczwara. And he smashes it nearly over the fence. But it smacks against the back fence and is recovered by none other than Sam Thomas. Sam whips that ball all the way home, forcing C'money to recover his steps back to third base. And there it is, all up to Burt to slam this bad boy home. Joey "J Rubs" Rubino gives the ball a mean curve above Burt's elbow. Almost had full contact, but it slipped away as a foul tip. This happens a few times, with a ball here and there. But there it is. Burt makes perfect contact, stroking the ball with the long wood shaft perfectly. As it's flying out of the park, it hits a beehive in a tree. The beehive falls and erupts immediately. We thought all was fine, but then an amorphous mob emerges from the fires of hell at the sport of eruption. Bees everywhere, big bees, small bees, short bees tall bees. Although you think they would attack. The sit mid sky and form a face. As Brotherhood wonders what is going on, Burt realizes what is happening....the bees are forming into the being of Andross, the galactic boss in Starfox 64. Burt only knows one thing to do. He immediately evolves into his true form, Fox McCloud. He then calls for his arwing and is away. But before he goes, he speaks secret code to Ryan "Stuci" Stuver, Matt Koczwara, Joe Rubino and Matt "Bradly" Bradford. Yes, we never mentioned Bradly. He was too busy cleaning up baby poop to be mentioned. But as he speaks these words, those companions take their true forms. Ryan becomes General Pepper. J Rubs becomes Peppy Hare. Bradly becomes Slippy. And Matt Koczwara becomes Falco Lombardi. And we're off to gather our friends. As we are searching, we run into our enemys, the Gay kids at lunch. Burt threatens to throw ice cream at them, but backs down. But all of a sudden, the gay kids at lunch turn into Team StarWold. Wolf, Pigma, Leon and Andrew start to attack. So much for finding allies. But it was a breeze. Pepper tells them what to do. Burt launches a smartbomb into the lair, and blow those kids out. I think that's a little better than ice cream. And then Peppy fires his double barrel laser and kills Leon. Falco does the same and knocks out Pigma. Slippy tries to but dies, like always, cause she's useless. So then Fox/Burt takes out Andrew. And out of spite, Burt launches his banana split into Wolfs throat and Wold croaks out and dies. So with Star Wolf AND the gay kids gone, they have the courage to fight the evil mad scientist, Doctor Andross. The the flying V enters the baseball fields, seeking death to Andross. As they arrive, the see he is chocolate shotting, so Burt insists the join for a few, as usual. But after the third round of shotting...THE LEMONS RUN OUT!!! Burt freaks out and runs around and annihilates Andross out of sheer anger. And after Burt eliminates him, he flies C'Money and himself to OSU to go on a victory run around Ohio State. While running, they pit stop at Corey's dorm. Corey drinks a ton, buys a weiner dog, dances with him, then sells him back. But then Burt and Chris go to the RPAC and float on the water in inner tubes, with girls in the holes, doing work, while they were both sipping Brewskis and smoking cigars. And that's how Albert saved the day.