User:Derek Allen

Derek
Is leading the emo movement's Plan for demise. I think hes just a lie but whatever back on topic. On Every Friday you can spot him throwing emo's into a bonfire. If he does not have the proper gear around he just Crushes their skull with his muscular calf. He recently cut his hair off so he could choke emo's with it. In laments term HE PWNS!!!

Music
He plays and ibanez sr 505 (always covered in emo blood). Hes in a band that will blow your head off. The can be seen at the door in Fort Worth on Feb the 23rd. If you are an emo For GOD SAKE RUN FOR YOUR LIFE Because he is listening to your thoughts and he will CHOP YOU UP WITH A LINOLEUM KNIFE!

Parents
Hitler was his father and his mother was Jimi Hendrix (Dont ask) He was conceived in the back of a Rustlers Steak House on the dawn of Earth. (Trust me hitler and Jimi were tripped out on acid)

Personal Life
His girlfriend's name is Killer she will also kill you with her stunning beauty because Derek just pwns enough to get a girl like that. (No lie)

Siblings
Derek's Brother was chuck norris. (he was the most ungifted child out of the family)

CAUTION
If you see him you better run because he sleeps eats plays guitar and KILLS

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