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Justin Schiller

Justin Schiller was born and raised in the bush. Hence his striking ability to grow an ear to ear chinstrap that directly resembles his place of upbringing. Justin is best known for his most famous and life inspiring speech given at the Director of Bush Beings Gala in 1975 in which he proclaimed: "As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I take a look at my life and realize there's nothin' left-Cause I've been blasting and laughing so long, that even my mama thinks that my mind is gone..." It's these very words that left a ripple effect across all of the lower 48 states that would eventually draw the exact line that is now called the Mason Dixon Line-forever separating and segregating BBQ to prove that the south does it best.