User:Derkaderkaderk

Derkaderkaderk is a very mature and respected mystic astronurology science researcher. They live in Narnia, though have spent much time in deep space learning the ways of the Jedi and also in Middle Earth conspiring with Mordor against the people of Sparta. We are great friends of Jesus and Gandlaf the White.

We were born in 122,098,098,975,098 B.C. and we graduated with Masters in Epic Pimpology in from Harvard school of Beauty. We later went on the save the lives of orphan African babies with the aid of Superman, Wonderwoman and Aquaman. As well as MightyMouse.Can't forget him.

We enjoy vaporizing small villages and terrorizing small children on moonless nights. Babies are edible. Farts will destroy the world. Sheep and ducks are evil, they conspire against the human race. But they need to all die anyways, so its all good.But we don't hate the army. Just the government.

NO!