User:Derpbob84/sandbox

Some people say Elmo is bad for kids' learning. Wow, this text is big. Scientists say that he is at least better than Dora, who after she rots your brain, she finds you in your sleep and slits your throat, hacks your head off, feeds you to Boots, and burns you when you get pooped out.\\\ Elmo will only shoot you in the head after he puts you to sleep and eat your dog. THIS IS NOT OKAY(well then again, you aren't either> We need to do something about this. Shoot the infamous Sesame Street up the chicken with a tank. Sorry, better solution - just go suicide. These people are just too much to live in their world. Goodbye...

P.S. you smell

you know the answer, you were right the very first time