User:Derpderp

Biography
I was born 1983 in Seattle, Washington. I am an ethnic Sami, which is flagrantly uncommon in the United States, and while closely linked to my heritage, I am unabashedly American. I have yet to finish college because the process of sitting in a classroom only serves to make me more like Johnny Rotten or Little Alex than I really care to be, however I have managed to learn pigdin Japanese thanks to my brief tenure at state schools. At some point though, I'll bite the bullet and finish so that I can attract a reasonably attractive and intelligent young woman and dupe her into starting a family with me.

I'm a military brat who has lived variously in Washington, Oregon, New Hampshire, Connecticut, New Hampshire, Massachusetts and California. I consider Boston - more specifically Cambridge - to be my hometown I currently reside on Treasure Island in San Francisco.

I smoke Djarum Blacks, am a big fan of Oatmeal Stout, and have been a vegetarian since I was 17. My interests are wide and varied, and I am a veritable repository of knowledge of dubious value. Among these things would include parrots (I have a splendid Amazon parrot), cars - and particularly my beloved Honda S2000 - music of all sorts and urban exploration. I have a sharp, well-honed and quite scathing wit which I take pains to keep out of wiki articles, but which has served me well elsewhere.

I went completely apeshit with user boxes while bored at work one night. These are the results: