User:Derrick206

The speed of dark is a Theory by very popular philosopher Derrick Moore born March 14th 1991 (same day as Einstien). He also has other stuff in common with him but we wont go into detail at the time. Any way, The Theory of speed of dark explains the....Speed of dark. It states that if you Add 10,000 Mph to the speed of light and multiply it by 0 that equals the speed of Dark

Another Great theory by the smartest person of this century is "North-South" or "NS=U". This states that if you were to go North-south on a Compass you would go straight up. The reason for this is that since north is foward and south is backward, and you have to go some where it would be up.

Although it doesnt have its own Name there is also a East west. This is basically the same thing as NS=U except when you go EW you go down. A way to remember this is that if you were to go from North to the south, You are getting smarter, therefore you IQ goes up. If you go from the east to the west you are just stupid, and stupid ppl have low IQs.