User:Devilstar 25/sandbox

Name: Turtle Mbaypal

Age : 23

Club: Pissg

Favourite animal: turtles

Coaches names: Splinter and Leonardo

net worth : 200 million of paypal

World cups: 1(thank colonism)

UCL: 0 {bottler}

"Bro thinks hes clear of 23 year old messi at 23"

Favourite brand: inverseNike, why? because he just dont do it for pissg

nation: france( thank africa bro)

goals: 265+ ( farmers league, watched pissg beat a team 8-0 in 2018

assists:100+ ( i mean, he got speed , no lie, but he cant be faster than pablo escobear on cocaine, turtles vs bears)

boyhood club: hala real madrid y nada mas, bro chose money over passion for his dream club( pendu clear)

friends: neymar(the rising star and the sister fucker, messi the goat, but surely got more golden balls then league goals for psg in 2021/22, hakimi the moroccan guy, long lost brother from africa africa, yes, they have an ocean. Some americans feel thabo swims to los angeles.