User:DevinAndrewWorld/SnoopDogg

Snoop Dogg is one of few rappers to achieve greatness in Devin and Andrew's world. Snoop, the Doggfather if you will, is infamously weenie and slight; comparable to Manute Bol. He is also one of the highest pitched rappers in history.

The highest musical peak he hit (at least as far as current accoustic measurements can accurately record) came when he uttered "Be-otch" on a track with LL cool J at roughly 18.796 octaves above "High C". Maiah Carey officially went on record as saying she did not feel threatened in her musical career since she can still communicate with dolphins at her highest notes.

Snoop also invented the "izzle" dialect, where random syllables that exist in a word are immediately replaced by the phrase "izzle" Ex: For Sure = For Shizzle or Television = Televizzle. This caught on main stream in Andrew and Devin's world when during a football game, the referee declared the first down as "Fizzle Dizzle".

It is largely believed that The Doggfather autohred the following poem, a contrast in that it expresses inner reflection as opposed to his usual ghetto emotion:

This is a bunch of bull crizzle (fo' rizzle). I feel like I'm walking up hizzle (it's bringin me dizzle). The sky is one big clizzle, I just saw lightnizzle, and outside it's starting to................Rain.