User:Diamondsr4ever

Jared Luke was born on a cold winter day in Atlanta, GA on December 21, 1984. The daughter of Chester and Suzy Luke, Jared was the youngest of two children. He was blessed from birth. His father remembers how all the nurses use to fawn over him. Charles claims they used to have to keep Jareds face hidden while he walked him because of all the accidents that would result from people staring. Jared had a great affinity for fruit at a young age. While most childen his age were eating cake and candy, Jared was eating banana and peanut butter. As he got older Jared also found several other favorite foods including but not limited to: pickles, corn dogs, hot dogs, turkey legs, cucumbers, squash, push-ups, popsicles, and many others.

Jared Luke had his first true encounter with the opposite sex when he was eleven, the female was a twenty-five year old college co-ed. While this may have been just a casual encounter for her, it was the start of a HUGE business for Jared. What started out as a one night stand for the scrappy fifth grader was the beginning of a jewelry empire. The 25 year old female was engaged to be married in a few weeks and as a result of that night, her engagement quickly ended and thus began Jared: The Galleria of Jewelry. 3 months later he acquired rings 2-5, and by the end of year 1 his diamond inventory reached 150. Since that first sexual encounter Jared has seen his diamond empire expand to stores across the United States.

RUMORS & MYTHS
Many of the people who shop at Jared do not realize they are buying used engagement rings. There are so many rumors out there about Jared that we could not address them all but we can address a few of the more common ones. Jared did cause the break up of Anne Heche and Ellen Degeneres and brought her back to the right team. Although much debate exists on whether he was the cause of her defection to begin with. Jared was the cause of Roseanne Barr's first and third divorces. Jared was not behind the breakups of Angelina Jolie and Billy Bob Thorton or Pam Andersons break up with Tommy Lee. Jared did cause the breakup between Kevin Federline and Britney Spears, and the resulting breakup with Jared is believed to have pushed her over the edge. Contrary to popular belief guys never go to Jared Jared always goes to their girlfriends or wives.

STATISTICS
One in four people in the state Georgia know someone who Jared has acquired a diamond ring from. The average age of each woman he gets a ring from is 41.39. The average weight of each woman is 213.74lbs with a standard deviation of 32lbs depending on the amount of alcohol involved. The average value of each ring acquired is $1759.99, although Jared spends a mere $3.50 for the drink and another $3.25for the roofie he drops in it.