User:DianeDanny33

Hello I am Diane, Soon to be race car driver, Colombian Cartel member, Military expert and Lion tamer. I am a part time philosopher. So far in my short life I have excrement-ed directly onto a gorilla, shot a kindergarten student in the leg from almost starting World War 3 and licked the president. But other than that my other goals are to steal someones osphogoose, fart onto Tom Cruises head and eat part of the moon. Pls Donate to me Love Diane.