User:Dier~enwiki

He goes to sidney High scool some of his are Freddy [inaginary]and that's about it. in his free time he likes to read many types of books including "Greek philosophy for idiots" and What to do with one dollar. He is also a freetime author, He has wrotten one book called everybody farts and his book has yet to be published by a major publisher. By the age of five he was an all american chess player, and won the world title by the age of nine.

At the age of 9 a terrible tragedy occured in his lfe. The death of his pet gold fish, Ernest. "Ernest was a good fish" said Zach "He always ate all his dinner and all his snacks" tragicly this was what brang Ernest down, over feeding. Then at the age of ten he got a new fish, goldy. By the time Zach was in Middle shool he was ready to try sports, He began playing football in the seventh grade and sat the bench a record of 77,455 plays in his football career. Then he tried Wrestiling wich was a good sport for him but he moved on to bowling and one three state titles in division six schools.

When Zach hit High School he became the first person ever to win sevon consecutive state bowling champion titles. He was very proud of himself. At the age of 14 he got his first girlfriend her name was Tiffany sadlly she was imaganary. By sixteen he was labled as "unstable" and moved to an insane asylum where he currentley living and rooming with a cronic masterbater named Gregory.