User:Digitalscatterbrain

I'm an upright walking hairless monkey! My mouse and keyboard go clickety-clack while my mouth goes yippity-yap. I have a PhD in Modern Romantic Basement Smells, speak regularly at Tupperware parties and can spit 24.6887 feet. I love talking about myself and am using Wikipedia as a means and way to justify my smarmy intellect and frontal lobe superiority to any and all adjacent primates. I prefer to intercourse with you first by smell, then by the "higher" senses.