User:Digitaltomo

digitalTOMO is a name used by Christopher David Tomlinson as a pseudonym to login to many many places around the world wide web. He was born on 9th April 1982 which was a Good Friday. After 22 years of being alive he realised that every 11th birthday will be a Good Friday ie. 11th, 22nd, 33rd, 44th, 55th, 66th, 77th, 88th, 99th, 110th, though he has never believed that he will live anywhere close to this amount of time due to severe hypochondria. Chris has suffered with allergies to certain foods for many years. These include one particular nasty allergy to egg, which is his nemesis. He also suffers from asthma but smokes heavily and was recently told my an asthma specialist that he needs to stop within 10 years or end up dying of COPD or Brittle Lung Disease. Dammit.

Christopher, or Chris, as he is known to his family, or Tomo, as he is known to his friends, currently resides in Rock Ferry which is on the Wirral Peninsula in the North West of England, only a short train ride from Liverpool, home of The Beatles. He lives with his girlfriend Jessica and daughter Amelie Hope, who was born 22nd October 2005. Chris proposed to Jessica on 8th September 2006, which was Jessica's 23rd birthday. She was most impressed.

He enjoys the rock and roll way of life... Sex, Drugs Rock n Roll and donkey rape, and has lived his life based around this principle for many years. However, since the birth of Amelie he has not been able to fulfil his ode to the Gods Of Metal due to childcare and family commitments though one day he foresees Amelie pledging allegiance to Thor, the God of Thunder, before Led Zepellin and the midnight sun where the hot springs flow.

Ace.