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What is it?
"Sparking" is a colloquial term used to refer to a sexual maneuver created in and used predominately in the United States.

How is it done?
To "Spark" a woman, the man and woman both start naked and in the standing position. The man then grabs the woman and turns her upside and facing him, with her legs open and oriented towards his face.

Once in this position, the man takes a sparkler (a type of firework), and places it in the anus of the woman. He then lights the sparkler as the woman performs fellatio on him while humming the Star Spangled Banner.

Why is it done?
When an adult man and adult woman love each other very much, or even like each other a little, or just happen to be in the same room drinking while bored at a friends party, they engage in consensual sex play. Often times

this calls for spicing things up a bit, because frankly only the Mormons never get tired of the missionary position. So in an attempt to spice things up while showing an undying love for old glory they will engage in sparking.

Precautions:
When sparking, always make sure to wear protective eye wear. Even though they are sparklers, they can still blind you. Never look directly into the sparkler. Or the empty soul of the person you are sparking with. The latter being

the far most dangerous.