User:Dilpoo

Spencer Cryan & Paul Neubauer. Canadian born internationally acclaimed personalitlies; best known for their work in the field of fighting the fight against aids. Guest starring along side of Robert T. Pooner and John Ridder in a made for TV biograpghy of themselves, they quickly plumtedted into cocaine addiction in the late 80's, along side music superstars David Bowie, Robert Smith and Joe Elaschuck. Today after years of battling addiction they work along side some of the worlds greatest minds and creative figures. They have also started a well known organization to stop the spread of Bono.

Spencer and Paul orignally met on the set of Degrassi; a poorly produced Canadian melodrama often talked about by long time hack Kevin Smith. The subject of their first meeting would inspire a comedy that would echo throught the ages and into the hearts of millions of dying Africans. After their inittial meeting creative sparks beagn to fly and the direction was a short lived comedy sitcom "Life with Uncle Adolph", which was banned due to claims of subliminal ethnic marginalization.While the series was banned from Canadian programming the series was quickly revived by a massive Japanese following. This slight taste of success would be the impetus for Spencer and Paul's fall into a world of cheap sex and slighty more expensive cocaine.

In the early 90's Paul was arrested alongside British pop sensation and openly gay celebrity George Micheal, who according to police reports was found inserted within an unnamed orfice of Paul's lower torso. This controversial event coincided with Spencer's attempted rise to political office, in which he attempted to pass a bill to make abortions mandatory for people with sever aesthetic deficiencies. His political career in shambles Spencer and Paul returned to the public affection with their broadway musical "Poutine and High Dry" compossed by musician "DJ Poopy Pants" (aka Cam Findlay)