User:Dink1256

History of my aunt Georgia shes a strong strange sausage that has no right to tell me what to do but she does anyway! she doesn't know how to read or write or even talk for that matter but she really has gotten better at blinking. she has no friends because she is very ugly and she doesn't live in the orphanage anymore so her options are very limited. the only good thing about her is the fact that she likes Man Vs. Bear, obviously one of the greatest shows known to mankind so shes got that going for her. but other than that she just looks like a lumpy potato with arms and a leg. I know what you're thinking why only one leg, well she had complications with it in the woods once so she just had the family take it off of her so no big deal. she has 14 hairs on her head, she started the year off with 17 so if it keeps going at this rate she'll have about 10 by the end of the year so not too bad. her hairs are important to her because its basically the only thing she has, shes poor, ugly, friendless, disgusting, looks like a lumpy potato, has one leg, is a basically a human wasteland, and smells like manure. so yeah shes basically set for life and will live a great life if she keeps all her hairs for the remainder of it, she has many many diseases but she doesn't mind so we don't pay much attention to them. that's my aunt Georgia.