User:Dinner101/Fun Page

This page was made as an addition to the Wikipedia Department of Fun. Its purpose is to put a smile on your face. Don't worry, this page is growing.

Tips for living

 * Don't look directly into the Sun.
 * Be sure to relax every now and then.
 * Don't do Drugs, kids!
 * Stay away from active Tar pits & other such death traps.
 * Never trust somebody who puts in the milk then cereal.
 * Don't squat with your spurs on.
 * An apple a Day Keeps the Doctor Away Unless the Doctor's Cute, in that case skip the Apples.
 * Remember to be yourself. Unless you're a unicorn. Then be a unicorn.

Humorous quotes from commercials

 * FarberSeal: "FarberSeal keeps your chips chipper."
 * Ginzu Gold: "Cut through a tin can? That's ancient history!"
 * Dishwasher by Vortex: "Stuck on Eggs? Who cares?! Dishwasher spins them off this easy!"
 * Auto Safety Master Opener: "Just about the only thing it can't do is make you a better cook."
 * Practically any joke made by Vince Offer.
 * Happy Chop: "Onions used to make me cry, and there's nothing worse than seeing a grown man cry!" "Chop hard cheese for horgarten! Did I say hard cheese on television?" "Its easy and it's sheak, like me!"
 * Kitchen Thong: That name alone lends itself to endless jokes!

Hidden website games

 * Pressing left & down while watching a Youtube video will cause a game of Snake to play. The Snake itself is made of the buffering circle that is seen when a video is loading. This works better on some videos than others.
 * Typing 1980 while watching a Youtube video will cause a game of Missile Command to play. The game even includes retro Atari-like graphics.
 * Typing "Atari Breakout" in Google and pressing "I'm feeling lucky" will cause a game of Breakout to play. The results are the bricks that you break using the ever classic ball & paddle.
 * Searching for zerg rush in Google will cause a bunch of "o"s to attack the result page & destroy it. Players can kill them by clicking on them. The "o"s will form a giant "GG" when they destroy the result page.
 * You can play Pac-Man in Google Maps by either clicking on the Pac-Man symbol on the lower left in a spot where there are enough roads to form a complex map or finding a location pin with Pac-Man on it. You can control Pac-Man by pointing your mouse in various directions.

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