User:Dinoken2

Dinoken2 is an internet alias for some person on the internet.

The Identity of Dinoken2
Although Dinoken2 is active on several major websites, few people know the identity of the mysterious figure. There are several theories, but none have been proven correct or incorrect so far.

Theory 1: Literal Meaning
The first theory states that Dinoken2 is a literal name for Dinoken2, implying that Dinoken2 is the second Dinosaur named Ken. Although this theory is most likely false as the dinosaurs are extinct (LIES!) and they wouldn't have the intelligence to use such a complicated device as a computer.

Theory 2: Dinoken2 = God?
The next theory comes from Dinoken2 himself. If questioned upon his identity in an AIM chatroom, Dinoken2 has a tendency to declare himself God, and that everyone in the chatroom should be worshiping him. This theory is also unlikely because Dinoken2 is also an Atheist which would mean he does not believe in himself. This could also mean, however, that God has low self esteem and is lacking confidence.

Theory 3: Dinoken2 is just some bored College kid who surfs the internet
While this is the most likely theory, and is probably true, it is also incredibly boring and anyone with an imagination or sense of humor should not believe it for a second.

Other Theories
There are those that believe Dinoken2 is some kind of Ninja or Jedi Knight. Some even go so far as to say he's Jedi Master Yoda due to his obsession with Star Wars. Others have called him Snake and Goldfish, implying that Dinoken2 is some type of animal. There are countless theories on the identity of Dinoken2 out on the internet.

Fun Facts about Dinoken2
Dinoken2 knows no fear.

Dinoken2's favorite fruit is the apple.

Dinoken2 has two parents, a mom and a dad.

Dinoken2 once killed a man by accidentally blinking at him.

Dinoken2 once made a bet with his good friend Chewbacca about who could finish the Kessel Run faster. Dinoken2 won and Chewbacca is no longer allowed to shave.

Dinoken2 calls the Dinoken2 phoenix. (In your face ball and sarah!)

Waldo is not hiding, he was eaten by Dinoken2.

Dinoken2 thinks the Middle East should have all of its oil extracted and then be nuked.

Quotes, both real and fake
"Dinoken2 is a pretty cool guy." - Chuck Norris

"Awesome, Dinoken2 is." - Yoda

"Beep-doot dweet det boop beep." - R2D2 on Dinoken2

"His name is 2, Dinoken2." - Bond, James Bond

"I seem to have misplaced my hand while putting up a poster of a game which sucks cause I have a boner." - Dinoken2

"Fuck yeah, Dinoken2!" - Unknown fan of Dinoken2

"One time I saw Dinoken2 walking down the street with my friend. I turned to my friend and said, 'Do you know who that is? That is mother fuckin' Dinoken2!" - Unknown fan of Dinoken2

Places where you can find Dinoken2
GameFAQs

AIM

Facebook

Reddit