User:Director of Happiness

Colette Ormrod Day - September 14th is the day, each year, in which we celebrate, honour and appreciate this most tremendous human. Colette Ormrod is alive & well, so is able to revel in this glorious day alongside her supporters. She is best known for being a total façade. By day she masquerades as an ‘I’ve got this shit’ mother, wife and member of society. Behind closed doors she’s most often found C bombing her husband (Puffin Ormrod), crying at dog rehoming ads and fretting over not being 2020’s answer to a Stepford Wife. She is polite and courteous to all strangers she meets. The longer you know her the more you’ll become accustomed to her explicit Droylsden, Manchester vernacular, emotional outbursts and contagious stress. This woman will either touch you in a familiar way or leave you wanting to slap her chops. Happy Colette Ormrod Day to y’all.