User:DirtRoadCelebrities

Ellio! Well, I'mma here to tell you about the all-famous-but-not-truly-worldly-famous!!! DIRTROAD CELEBRITIES! K! So! It started out...on a dirt road... Four lovely chicks were wandering down this dirt road in the hot sun... Sweat just POURED down their faces... But they still marched on... As their journey to Texico seemed to go on four hours, miles, and days on end, honks came from the passing cars that drove on the road...the road beside the dirt road to...FAME! (Sorta fame...) Anyway! The chicks ignored these honks until finally, one of them, Hailey, decided that she wanted to name this famous walk to Texico from Maria's house something, and so she did. She titled it 'Dirtroad Celebrities'.

And thus...Dirtroad Celebrities were created...

The Members
Hailey Faulkner. Meagan Faulkner. Rachel Sizemore. Maria Hayden.