User:Dirty Old Biker

The Dirty Old Biker usually goes by his nickname Juddy.

Juddy was born on the back of a Hog in 1949, when his mother (nine months pregnant) ran away from home with a newly paroled convict named John Slipstone. Legend has it, that Juddy's father got his last name from his family's Cherokee heritage. Unfortunately, The Dirty Old Biker's mother quickly became the property of a large motorcycle gang called The Black Gypsy's. This "Greasy Motorcycle Gang" has been portrayed in many a film and book, as the notorious gaggle of misfit's, and scooter hobo's that they are!

The Dirty Old Biker has gained much press and notoriety over the past year's for his distain of law and order, and a love for "the bottle". Some would say he often referred to his whiskey, as "the wife". Most recently Juddy has popped up on our radar screen for designing a clothing line (thedirtyoldbiker.com) that perfectly emulates his sense of humor, and his distrust for anyone who doesn't ride a motorcycle. Folklore has it that Juddy once rode an American made V-Twin motorcycle from California to New York City in less than 48 hours.

Juddy's Design's have been seen popping up on the back's of Famous Rock Band's, and Youth Culture as a whole. Older Bikers, often referred to as "Old School" have always appreciated The Dirty Old Biker's back slapping hilarity, and love for a good brawl. I guess some wouldn't be surprised if one of Juddy's t-shirt's was seen on the Preacher's back at Sunday Church Services!

Hollywood Producer's are currently pursuing The Dirty Old Biker, for the rights to his life story.