User:Discomini/sandbox

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Once there was a man named Greg Pickles, he Promoted Flesh Eating and Was on a mission to stop vegetable eating. Greg was a cannibal, so he loved eating peoples flesh. His favorite type of meat was small male children. He one time was caught with a small male child in his white van, he was arrested for speeding. Greg then decided to eat all the people in small villages his arch nemesis helped. His arch nemesis is Greg Mortison. So then he hired a man start to probing the small children, then Greg Mortison, then obama and then the entire village. So then a pancake lover ,Ryan Parks, was then probed so badly he died, of childhood obesity. So then the man probed a boy whose name is not available at the time so well call him the boy who loves airports. That boy was probed so badly he exploded and the explosion was caused by a turkey smashing through his windshield.