User:Disorderly Smarties

Disorderly Smarties (noun. pl.) 1. Smarties that are scattered; unorderly. 2. Smart people who are unorganized. 3. The queen of Lalaland's username.

The queen of Lalaland?! You say? I've never heard of her. Well now, this being an encyclopedia and all, I'll tell you a bit about her.

The queen started out as a beautiful little girl in China. She lived a happy life until she started failing in school because her teachers failed to reconize her brilliant intellect. Her parents moved her to Canada, and she eventually went to a private school. The students and teachers loved her, but thought she had a syndrome called Lindishness. And she was fine with that.

One day a unicorn descended from a rainbow and said, " you are the heir to Lalaland." Delighted, the girl went and saw a city floating on a big pink fluffy cloud. Best of all, the rooms were all padded and contained no sharp objects!! She was educated at the most prestigous school there, The Academy of Looniness. She graduated top of her class and had an award named after her, The Cup of Lindishness.

She married the love of her life, and had a long and happy life. She ruled Lalaland for 89 years, the longest in Lalaland history.