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The great Pickle Thieves of Ireland originated from Scandinavia. These individuals had particular skills in trade and long family lines with a fetish for pickles. "O the Pickles" They'd say. "One in my mouth, one in yours - let the Pickles score "

From the year 1542 to the year 1548 the local authorities in Belfast had a difficult time catching the scores of pickle thieves around. What may now be commonly known as stealing pie from a window sill was once a pickle from under her pillow. The best estimates of the time came to approximately 400,000 pickles being stolen by these individuals. Rumor had it - they all contributed these pickles to their Pickle Queen. Her identity remains a mystery but she was able to put more than 10 pickles in her gob at any given time.