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My Dog Humphry is a very long series of small books, anywhere from five to fourteen pages long. Each book is written on small pages around 2 1/2 inches by 2 1/2 inches. The first book was created on October 25th, 2005. The series was only planned to be four books, but from increasing family support kept it going and hasn't stopped since. From October 25th, 2005 to that date in 2006, two-hundred books were created. From that date in 2006 to that date in 2007, only about one-hundred books were created. The series was basically cancelled for the next eleven months. More reading of these books caused it to come back. Since October 2008, almost forty Humphry books were created. The 500th book is scheduled to be made on the book series' fourth birthday. My Snuggly, Wuggly, Buggly, Nuggly, Ugly Mallasses is a small series that accompanies Humphry's books. It's debut was on October 28th, 2005. Although only seventeen total Mallasses books were created, he is one of the major characters in My Dog Humphry. These books normally have Mallasses with an evil plan to take over the world, but along the course of the book many bad things happen that prevent him from doing so.

The Adventures of Bop is a spin-off from My Dog Humphry. It features six different dogs: Sadie, Mack, Louie, Lucy, Buster, and Snoopy. The series is only estimated to have around ten books by the time Humphry has five-hundred. Only one book has been created so far, and is mainly an intro to how the dogs behave in tough situations.

The following is a list of characters from My Dog Humphry

Humphry Bogart-the main character in My Dog Humphry. He is a beagle that is all white with a black spot on his back. In the early books he constantly ate random things, but in recent books he has slowed down his eating pace. He has an I.Q. of 12.

Jack Bogart-Humphry's owner. He is a ninteen-year-old college drop-out. Basically lives alone with his four pets and rarely gets jobs, and when he does, is normally fired. He also has an afro that would look ridiculous in the real world.

Mallasses Bogart-a small brown cat owned by Jack. He is very evil and has constant plans to take over the world, which never work.

Mr. Clean Bogart-a pet pig of Jack. Is very fat and rarely ever speaks. He is rarely in books, but when he is it is normally about him.

Mitch Logard-Jack's best friend. He is about a year younger than Jack. Most of the books about him have to do with jobs or money.

Cloe Logard-a beagle that belongs to Mitch, and looks exactly like Humphry, except she has eyelashes. Is rarely seen in books, and doesn't make many random appearances

K-Mart Bogart-a very fat yellow canary that belongs to Jack. Has only been seen or heard of in around twenty books.

Baby Crocodiles-not a main character, they just appear randomly and attack people.

Ann Bogart-Jack's mom. Is only featured in books where Humphry goes to her office, on the 58th floor.

Mayor Elmo-the mayor of Bon City, only featured in one book, but is planned to make many more appearances.

Writer #1-the main writer of these books. Gets into arguements with Writer #2, and he writes in print.

Writer #2-second string writer to My Dog Humphry, and he writes in cursive.

Tooth Fairy-comes when someone loses a tooth, but always scares Humphry into running away.

The books take place in the fictional city of Bon City, Oregon. Is estimated to be the fifth largest city in the U.S. landwise, but only populates around 500,000. Is constantly destroyed by riots and natural disasters, but always is recovered fully in the next book.

The following is a list of books and their desciptions.

1. My Dog Humphry-an introduction to the character Humphry. 2. Doggyhouse-Humphry and Jack look for a new doghouse for Humphry. 3. Mallasses vs. Humphry-Mallasses and Humphry have an epic battle. 4. Humphry in Love-Humphry falls in love with Mitch's dog, Cloe. 5. Mallasses-an intro to the cat Mallasses. 6. Humphry's New Look-Humphry searches for his own look. 7. Penpal-Jack buys a pet pig(Mr. Clean) and Humphry is jealous. 8. VC-Jack takes Humphry to the vet, but Humphry is terrified of it. 9. Humphry 3000-Humphry finds a robot that does whatever he says. 10. Bigfoot-Humphry goes camping, but finds something very scary. 11. Mallasses in: Space Fights-a spoof of Star Wars. 12. The Hoffman Stadium-Humphry visits the ballpark 13. The Festival-Humphry goes to the Cheese Festival, but's allergic 14. Tooth Loser-Humphry loses his teeth, and the tooth fairy comes. 15. School-Humphry goes to an obedience school. 16. The Elevator-Humphry gets trapped in an elevator. 17. Bunny Wabbit-Jack gets a pet rabbit, and Humphry's jealous again 18. Bathtime!-Humphry takes a bath 19. Super Humphry-Humphry eats toxic waste, and gains superpowers. 20. Aren't You Glad to Tree Me?-Jack plants a tree in the backyard. 21. King Humphry-Humphry finds a society that adores him. 22. The Key-Humphry finds a key, but not the door it opens. 23. Eat, Humphry! Eat!-a book of weird things Humphry ate. 24. The Price of Beauty-Cloe enters a dog show. 25. Cargo!-Humphry gets a toy car and creates havoc with it. 26. The Album-a look back at when Humphry was a baby. 27. FHI-Humphry has to solve a mystery 28. Astronut?!-Humphry goes into outer space. 29. 'Dem Bees!-while planting flowers, Humphry deals with bees. 30. Thanksgiving Turkey-Humphry tries to find the Thanksgiving food.