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= Ascension Academy (AKA Hitler's institute for happiness and friendship)  =

History
Ascension Academy was first founded in the year of 1984 and follows closely the beliefs of their founder's grandfather's (Hitler's) beliefs. They believe that They are best school because 65% of their students are skinheads. Their founder came up with the motto, "㑹㑝㑥㒒㑽㑪㑭㒮㒲㒧㓑㓗㓡㒵㓑㓢㔏㓹㓶㓺㔍㔀㓻㔯㔧㔬㔮㔿㔵㔓㕡㕝㕲㕘" which makes them follow closely in the ways of virtue, peace, and serenity.

Athletics
For many years they have had an excellent program in 11 man football being 4A state champions from 2009-2015 and have made second place in the year of 2016. Their judo chop team is excellent as well, but in order to join students must be able to bench-press 425lbs and wrestle Harambe for 45 seconds. But our pride and joy is the street-racing team, which has left many opponents in the dust, being undefeated they have won $1,500 worth of car parts in winning against their sworn enemy(The Asians & Mexicans on Boulevard). Plus our basketball teams for both genders are pretty good.

Clubs
Many Satanic clubs around the country are mediocre compared to our