User:Dkwallace12

THE DAKOTA WALLACE The Dakota Wallace is a very real person with a very mythical and very well thought out past that is quite hard to believe but is completely and entirely true beyond a shadow of a doubt...  The fantastical and very real life of The Dakota Wallace began when he was conceived form the very erotic doings of his parents the monster that lives under your bed aka The Boogey Man and his mother the little Taco Bell dog. He was birthed from is mothers dog egg in a green pasture of purple rice,