User:Dlabou

Derek Labou is said to be the coolest man in the universe. He has sex at least 53 times a day with his 17 wives and 12 mistresses. It is rumored that Derek Labou was in fact the one who killed Hitler. Many people think that he committed suicide but really Derek just moves with such speed and agility that no one saw him kill Hitler. He is also the only man ever to defeat Vin Diesel in an arm wrestling match. Another intersting fact about Mr. Labou is that he has been banned from entering the "Sexiest Man of the Year" contest because he is said to have an unfair advantage. He is also the number one fan of the BC Lions. In one year he is scehduled to drive half way across the country just to watch the Lions kick the Alouette's ass in the 2006 Grey Cup Finals. Derek Labou is the greatest man in the universe!

None of this is actually true. This image of Derek is a figmant of his own imagination. Especially the part about the greatest BC Lions Fan...Everyone Knows Ryan Bernard hold that title. Ryan can also beat up Chuck Norris, Mr.T and Cher at the same time.