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Jayan Patel
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Jayan Patel (Jayjay umbongo) born 7th November 1990 and from the British town of Ipswich, is currently one of the greatest known pokemon masters. Pateley has become very well known in the midlands region in the last year due to his frequent complaints and queries about mould problems to the local council. He is also well known for being one of the few indians in his family to dislike curry's.

Background
Born in Ipswich in a hospital at 00:00 on a full moon. Early on in his life he started to become very interested in pokemon, winning his first battle at the age of 7 against a far more experienced player only known as Gary. His other early interests inluded Football, Badminton, Spelling and particularly Gardening. In a rare interview he revealed that his favourite flower was the Dandelion.

As he grew older his interest in Pokémon did not deminish and soon became a great pokemon master as he had promised. His particular love for Charizard, which he raised since it was a charmander, was legendary.

Education
Jayan was home schooled since he was 5 and strived to become a doctor, being greatly influenced by the american TV series Scrubs. However after failing to gain the grades, due to watching too many episodes, he was forced to take a forensic science course at Nottingham-Trent University. During his first year he gained a 66% grade average and met fellow Forensic science student Daniel Millington and Forensic Computing student Graham Hornswoggle whom both shared his passion for pokemon and Scrubs. Currently in his 2nd year, he threats over having to take the final year alone as Daniel and Graham seek work placements.

Personal Life
It is no secret that Jayan has an addiction to crisps and chinese food. He has also stated that he is looking for an arranged marriage. His basic dietry requirements consist of super noodles and 8 pints of milk per week. He has also claimed to be the best chess player in east anglia, however this was disproven after suffering several defeats to fellow student Daniel Millington. Despite this he is well known for his skills sock-off. He is also 2 time slimeball champion but does not currently hold the title after a straight set defeat of 16-12, 15-11.