User:Dnag12/Deepu's Syndrome

Deepu's syndrome : The condition where a male is unable to excite or simulate his sexual organs with or without external assistance. Deepu's syndrome is similar to impotency with the difference that in the case of Deepu's syndrome the subject is still obsessed with sex but unable to advance to the next stage of sexual preparedness Hence Deepu's syndrome is worse than ED. The subject is in a constant state of restlessness. In many ways its worse than aids

Cause of Deepu's syndrome: High degree of exposure in fields charecterised with the absence of females. This happens in fields like Mechanical engineering class ( is exacerbated if its an M.Tech in Mechanical) and manufacturing plants (e.g .Eicher motors, Mahindra Intl and Jindal Steel) which are far from the civilized world Caution : For those who have done Mechanical engineering, production or indutrial engineering. Constant absence of girls is injurious to health

Unfortunately those who go the other extreme to avoid Deepu's syndrome increase their possibility of acquiring an even deadlier disease :Ankit's syndrome which does not need further explanation Main symtoms : Sad pick up lines, hitting on randome girls, fetish for moustaches