User:Dnv2195

Summary
The real person this page is about is Brian DeNove

Young Life
Brian DeNove was born good and will die good. In fact when he was born the doctor said, "dammmm...."

Education
Brian DeNove just educated himself because he could. He figured out that time travel could be possible through the equation: $$X divided by 45%X multiplied by the number of the time index divided by 5%$$

2032 Presidential Campaign
Brian briefly ran for president of the United States in 2032 and in the end dropped out in about a week. He was running against Mike Cupo and Jenna Murry for about the same amount of time. He never had a running mate.

Family
Brian has a family that thrust him into the world. His mother charged him $200 a month to rent her uterus during his pregnancy.

Marriage
Brian was married to Jesus Christ for a couple of hours but realized that it was a little gay so he divorced him. He continues to go to Jesus's house about 5 times a year. When he was 3 Brian also married Santina Rodriguez, an illegal Mexican immigrant. At the age of 4 things got hostile and he divorced her. She currently is a stripper in Chicago.

College Years
In college Brian is going to be that guy. You know the one?

Adult Years
Brian will probably become rich and successful for very little work while continuing to be a complete douche because that's how it works. He will enjoy showing off to poor people but will give a few dollars to the homeless.

Death
Brian plans on there being a cure for all known diseases and legal cloning for organ transplant to ensure that he NEVER dies.