User:Dob in a Nerd

''' Are you a Nerd? '''
 * Do you fill out Jedi as your religion on your census form?
 * Would you buy Batman and Robin novelty costumes over the internet?
 * Do you demand that TV stations screen comedy programs in the correct order?
 * Do you look for arcane plot inconsistencies in TV series?
 * Would you be able to sing the theme song to the movie Moving Violations?
 * Would you wait seven hours for an autograph from the Beastie Boys? Or Bros? Or Right Said Fred?
 * Do you have three different releases of the Star Wars DVDs?
 * Have you ever been mentioned in the Star Wars novels?
 * Are you an adult with a complete collection of The Smurfs in your bedroom?
 * Have you read The Lord of the Rings over four hundred times?
 * Do you know the universal greeting of the The Transformers?
 * Do you drive around in your car listening to the The Transformers The Movie Soundtrack, singing along to "The Touch" (You've got the touch, da-da-da-daa-na-na, you've got the power...) ?
 * Do you ever wonder "What would Greg Fleet do?"?
 * Would you like to startle Bob Franklin?

If you can answer "Yes" to any of the above, then you're probably a nerd. Feel free to dob yourself in below and proudly display your nerd credentials.

Think you're a nerd for another reason? Dob yourself in on my talkpage with a detailed explanation. All contributions welcome.

Dob yourself in as a Nerd

 * 1) I own this account. Enough said! Dob in a Nerd (talk) 08:59, 28 September 2011 (UTC)