User:Doberdog/About me

Doberdog is a Filipino-American born on February 27, 1968 in Yokohama, Japan. He currently resides in the Philippines where he earned his Bachelor of Science degree in Architecture at the University of the Philippines. He worked as a graphic artist for a cosmetics company. He's now a freelance artist/writer.

The follwing lists Doberdog's interests...sort of. The entries are all taken from the list of userboxes in the userbox galleries. Instead of showing them one by one, he decided to write them down in paragraph form to save space.

Food
Doberdog likes food...and it shows. He likes cheese, chili, curry, fries or chips, pizza, popcorn, potato chips, quesadilas, spaghetti, sausages, apples, bananas, cucumbers, pineapple, jalapeños, lime (and all things limey), peaches, pears, red pepper, raspberries, strawberries, tomatoes, watermelon, bagels (with cream cheese!) and he's a cereal killer (by gum!).

He likes cabbage in his corned beef and tacos. He likes carrots, green beans, eggplant, potatoes and salads. He also likes chicken fingers, beef, chicken (but then again everything tastes like chicken), fish (see what I mean?), ham (especially the burger type), horses (only the radish type), döner kebab (whatever that is), paella (mmm!), steak (double mmm!), eggs (sunny side up, please!) and sushi. Doberdog like brownies, cake, chocolate, M & M's, pie and cookies.

Doberdog doesn't drink...not unless it's water, hot chocolate, milk, orange juice, coffee (espresso or capuccino) and green tea. He also drinks softdrinks...but can't tell the difference between Coke and Pepsi. When he can't decide between the two, he ends up drinking R.C. Cola instead.

Games
Besides the lottery, Doberdog also plays bored...er, board games...like checkers, chess, monopoly and scrabble. (Do you feel like amercing with me? Wink, wink.) He also plays card games like black jack and free cell but he can't tell the difference between Poker and Texas Hold 'Em. As far as video games are concerned, Doberdog plays games like Jedi Knight and Monkey Island. He especially likes FPSes...like Doom, Duke Nukem, Quake and Unreal Tournament (MEDIC!!!).

Anime
Doberdog is a manga and anime otaku. He has a robot cat from the future and he's a member of NERV. He has a Stand Alone Complex (in more ways than one) and thinks that if you're not familiar with Hokuto no Ken, you're already dead. Doberdog loves Hina and he lives in the Valley of the Wind. He is a member of the Straw Hat Pirate Crew and he has a crush on Ranma Saotome (the female version, of course). He is a follower of Battousai the Slasher and he's a Saint of Athena. He doesn't need Tenchi because he drives the way cool Mach Five. He is a Yusuke Urameshi groupie and he wants his freshly made Ja-Pan...now!

Books
Doberdog is a bibliophile. He likes humor books, mystery books and sci-fi books. He loves The Chronicles of Narnia and he enjoys the Discworld series. He likes his martinis shaken not stirred and he has yet to Journey to the Center of the Earth. Doberdog also enjoys writing and he's working on publishing a book. And in case you hadn't noticed, Doberdog also uses The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy along with Wikipedia.

Comics
Doberdog enjoys reading comics...like Calvin and Hobbes, Dilbert, Garfield, Tintin, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and just about anything published by DC and Marvel Comics. Uh...what the heck is a Druuna?

Film
Doberdog enjoys films. He is totally against the colorization of black and white movies...but thinks they look cool anyway. Surely, Doberdog can't be serious! After all, he doesn't speak freaky-deaky Dutch! And he hated her... so... much... I-It-It--flame--flames... on the side of his face... breathing... breathle--heaving breaths...heaving--whatever! Doberdog will have you know that he could lick the world...and that he voted for Pedro. He's pretty good with a bo staff and he's disinclined to aquiesce to your request. But before Doberdog dies, he will see the Ring. He's not worried though. Doberdog once lived on board the Death Star and this is his review of the experience: SWEET!!!

TV
Doberdog watches NTSC TV that's hooked up to Sky Cable (that's Sky Cable...not Sky Digital). He phrases responses in the form of a question and he wants to believe. He rejects your reality and substitutes his own. He's also an underachiever and proud of it! ¡Ay, Carumba! Doberdog wants you to eat his shorts! He thinks anyone who doesn't like That '70s Show is a dumbass...like Red Foreman.

Music
Doberdog plays the guitar because he knows he gotta make his own kind of music. He is a fan of classical music, jazz, pop, 80's new wave, electronic music...even video game music. He is a fan of most forms of rock music...particularly industrial, punk (he means real punk...not pop "punk"), heavy metal and alternative. Doberdog is an audiophile and he doesn't have an iPod but he wants one. (Let's face it. Who doesn't?)

Sports
Doberdog is a judoka and he lifts weights. Well, he used to...back in college. He can still deliver a technical knockout like Pacquiao, though. Doberdog is also a swimmer but he neither plays nor speaks Bocce. He enjoys playing darts but prefers to watch someone else do aerobics or Pilates. He's a fan of the Yankees, the Lakers, the Bengals and yes...even the sad sack Raiders. Go Bears!!!