User:Doc Wilcox

'''DOCTOR WILCOX

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oc Wilcox is one of the most prestigious Biologyiaticians off all time. His advancements to the Scientific world have amazed the population and are still used today to help weak, scientifically schalanged individuals understand the Tylakiod membrane and the Cavlin Cycle. Doc was never properly educated because he couldnt get to school on account of the fact he was feared by his classmates. Doc Wilcox, even though was loved by the scientific world, had Western Australian Preeds, which is a disease that causes male pattern baldness in children under the age of 6, and causes thier skulls to shrivel up to look like a sharpae dog. Once Doc applied to Alleria, which is an all-male boarding school, common for its specialty in male Preeds desiases, his mind grew, and he started to become the smart man we know and love today. --Doc Wilcox 23:33, 6 December 2006 (UTC)From Doc's freshman class of 2011 ==
 * Doc was born in 1899 b.c.e into an affluent family of the Wilcox's, who resided in present day Oaklahoma, and made thier living in the lengerae buisness. Even at birth Doc knew that Biology was right for him, immediatly coming out of his mothers womb exclaiming "biology is the study of life", creepy, yes, but very heartworming. At the young age of 7 Doc entered a prestigious science fair at his local elementary school, and from then on, his career blossomed. At the young age of 11.3, Doc recieved the Vali'doc'torian at his local high school, (he graduated early) and went on to Berkley college where he continued his career in Biologgggggyy. At 15 years old Doc Wilcox recieved the genius award from the United Genuis Association of the Ancient US, for the discovery of the MUFFIN MAN, a fabled cartoon who created magical muffins in his lair all day long. Today, Doc works at the famous **. ****'* school in Mercahnta ALaska, and his students are some of the brightest in the area. Besids for his students who see him during class, the modern neanderthal has not caught sight of the infamous Doc Wilcox, because he travels at night, but modern science has come close, discovering a machine which can track Doc from the odor of his fancy new pants.
 * Doc Wilcox was not always as bright as it may seem, and had a pretty roungh childhood.
 * During the phases in which Doc had the disease, he entered himself into Greek military servatude under the conspicious name of 'Odysseus', which means endurer of pains in Greek. When doc signed up for his position in the army he was sent to Troy to fight for 10 years, and it took Doc a.k.a Odysseus 10 more years to return home because of many trials and tribulations which faced him. Doc was locked up in a crazy cat lady's lair for 7 years, being her love slave, then escaped to Phaeacia, then faced Cyclopian beats who let doc wilcox escape because of Doc's famous tango, and finally doc traveled to the underworld to visit Cheeky, his favorite male cat. After Doc returned he 'high-tailed' his way out of Greece, and returned home to continue his Biological studies.
 * Although it seemed like Doc lived a very chalanging childhood, in actuality he was very blessed. In 201 a.d, Doc Wilcox became prom king and president of his senior class at Berkley. Once Doc became financialy stable, he got plastic surgury to fix Rafiofocian Preeds, and his skull was returned to its natural state. In 1390 he started his family and married a beautiful woman, Rafeeki. With Rafeeki, Doc Wilcox had one child, Lombardo, which means Rafiofocian Preeds in gibberish, and was a name Doc always wanted for himself.
 * Thank You Doc Wilcox for your fantastic Biological mind-span, and the ability to teach useless freshman the science of photosynthesis, and for that we will always be greatfull. WE LOVE DOC WILCOX