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After numerous studies done by independent doctors, it is concluded that the Re-Tox Italic textdiet not only works, but performs miracles on diverse body types. Below is an outline as why each one of these products is essential and why it works.

Redbull provides Vitamin B-12 which greatly increases your metabolism and the response time of your nervous system. Most people think that these two things have nothing to do with each other, but I am here to tell you they are wrong. First of all, an increase in your metabolism allows you to eat more food that would normally not be considered healthy for you, I say this because the reason foods are considered bad for you is due to the amount of time that the food sits inside your body and therefor exposes your bodies to “bad” ingredients for a longer amount of time, which in turn leads to your body to absorb more of those ingredients. With an increase in metabolism, your body is able to process everything you eat and drink at a greater rate, which then is digested faster and expelled from your body faster, limiting the overall absorbtion and exposure to “bad” ingredients. Now we all know that when we eat a lot, we get real tired and slow moving and don’t want to do anything. Well, due to the increase of the speed of your nervous system due to the B-12, your stomach will now be able to communicate to your mind at a quicker rate that it is full, thus decreasing the amount of food that you feel like you need to intake. Decrease in food leads to a less tired feeling and therefor you will want to be more active. Red wine is important in your diet because of the extra minerals and vitamins that it contains. It has several antioxidants that are great for you heart, but it also contains other B vitamins as well, which we learned previously, are good for your metabolism. With this concoction of various minerals and vitamins working in your body, they are able to pull our more of the necessary energy that you get from eating your food, allowing you to eat less healthy food yet still keep up with those calorie counters. On top of all this, you are even providing the necessary nutrients to fortify your blood cells with some of the minerals that red wine provides. Another part of this diet is the consumption of nicotine products. People are always saying that cigarettes are bad for you because it can lead to cancer. Well, I am here to tell you that they can also be beneficial. One of the things that nicotine does that is actually healthy for you is lowers your appetite. With a reduced appetite you will eat less food and therefor will not gain extra weight that is unnecessary. Finally, what to eat… eat whatever your heart desires. I prefer pizza because it has the ability to combine multiple food groups into one plate. Why eat 4 different plates in order to get the diverse nutrients that your body wants. Pizza has it all. You have the tomato sauce that falls into the vegetable category, you have cheese that falls into the dairy category, you have meat which provides you with your protein, and the crust which falls into the bread category and provides you with the carbohydrates. Any person out there that runs will tell you that carbohydrates are good for providing the energy to run long distances. If you factor in all of these things into one glorious Re-Tox Italic textdiet, you will be able to quickly get your body where you want it to be, and enjoy yourself while you do it. Being in shape should not be painful, it should be a great and fun thing. After all, what doesn’t kill you will make you stronger.

'''Doc. Smith, Brown'''

'''*4 out of 5 doctors recommend this
 * The 5th doctor died from a heart attack.'''