User:Doctor Mim yo dawg

Hayley is not sly because she is not Ninja.

How TO BECOME A NINJA: I'm sorry to inform you but one does not simply become a ninja you are born a ninja, true story.

To be a ninja you must have parents who are either dead, or demons, to get demonic parents, you have to meet the doctor, travel back in time to before you were born and inject them with demon saliva.

To get demon saliva you must have a duel with the head of the mafia, kill him become the head of the mafia and then take the sacred vile of demon saliva from the hands of grandma mafia, don't be fooled by her appearence she is deadly.

Then meet with the orks, and plot the destruction of the hobbits and elves, meet with ash and find a umbreon.

After doing all this you will find yourself thinking; why the hell did I just waste away ALL OF MY LIFE?!

And the fact still remains, you are not sly Hayley. You will never be.


 * Sobs*