User:Doctorawesomeness

Introduction
Welcome to my page. I take things serious when they need to be taken seriously and funny when they need to be funny.

Biography
I was born in 1997 on the dark side of the moon. I ate the souls of pitiful mortals and pooped angels. I never knew my dad but I do have reason to believe he is Chuck Norris. I graduated from high school at the age of 2. By the time I was 4, I spoke 15 different languages, breathed fire, fought in the UFC, and majored in biology, geology, butt whoopin', and literature. When I turned 6 I became a compulsive partier, alcoholic, and addicted to morphine, vicodin, cocaine, heroin, sleeping pills, and Yaz. I went to Dr. Drew for help. I went to rehab with Kermit the Frog, Elmo, Dora, and my evil twin brother. I have been sober ever since. When I turned 13 I became a marine and killed 429 Iraqis with my bare hands. I also play Guitar Hero on expert.

Contributions
I have also contributed to a few pages since I joined not too long ago.
 * Guitar Hero 5
 * Creed
 * Smells Like Teen Spirit
 * Breaking Benjamin
 * Power Gig: Rise of the SixString
 * Pearl Jam
 * Nick Swardson's Pretend Time
 * War is the Answer
 * List of songs in Guitar Hero: Warriors of Rock

About Me
I enjoy many things. I like many video games like, Guitar Hero, Rock Band, and Madden NFL. I also enjoy many types of music. Mostly metal genres like heavy metal, thrash metal, nu metal, and industrial metal. But I also like alternative rock, some types of rap, classic rock, hard rock, and punk rock. I also like television, films, and diaper rashes. Overall I'm a very peaceful person with a quest for world domination.