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A brief introduction to daddy odgers

Born some sixty years ago, Mr D Odgers, is a South African sex icon proceeded by his reputation as the thiccest bear in all of Britain. With a nebulous history and a mysteriously erotic bald spot, his biography is largely unknown, leaving scholars to speculate as to whether he is even human. As of now, many theorise that he is a higher being sent to be worshipped by human supplicants who can only dream of comprehending his enormous girth. To be blessed with the opportunity of speaking to Odgers (peace be upon him) is considered one of the highest honours in Odgerian society, next only to hearing the dulcet tones of his precious voice and providing blood sacrifices in reverence of his inconceivable greatness.

It is common knowledge that to look upon his smiling face is a sign of fertility, his very stare capable of impregnating the most impotent children. If worshipped insufficiently, Prophecies state that the end of the universe shall begin to approach; thus studies suggest that Odgers conservation is the only conceivable measure by which the future of mankind can be protected.

In respect to this discovery, the Church and Temple of Dr David Odgers requests all unnecessary limbs and organs to be kindly delivered to The White House, 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW, Washington, DC 20500.

Namaste.