User:DoeEyes/Unforgotten Realms

Unforgotten Realms is an episodic internet series found at Urealms.com along with many more of Robert Moran's creations. The series follows Mike and Rob as they play a role playing game with their characters, Eluamous Nailo and Sir Schmoopy, respectively. The show is currently in its fourth season, with fans eargerly awaiting the 51st episode.

Season One Summary
“Unforgotten Realms” follows Sir Schmoopy of Awesometon and Eluamous Nailo, wizard in training (who are the roleplaying characters of Rob and Mike) as they make their way through the Unforgotten Realms. Mike, the dungeon master, creates a quest in which Sir Schmoopy’s grandmother is dying. They start their quest in the kingdom of Cotswell, where they are told that the herb they need is in a town called Moonwell Pass. While in the local tavern, Eluamous gets so angry at Schmoopy that he casts a fireball at Schmoopy, but misses, hitting a nearby rogue. The two are hauled before the judge of Cotswell, called Mr. Judge. Mr. Judge finds them guilty, and tasks them to a semi-difficult quest.

He sends them to the powerful enchantress of Cotswell, who hands them an enchanted axe to deliver to a guard across the bridge to the east. On their way, they encounter a half naked beggar who Schmoopy kills because he believes the beggar is an evil wizard. Just a few seconds later, they encounter an undead rat who Schmoopy decides to keep as a pet. He names it Petey.

It is not long before the two are captured for the murder of the innocent beggar, and hauled before Mr. Judge once again. Mr. Judge again finds them guilty, and demands that they pay a fine of 100,000 gold pieces of gold. Mr. Judge then has a curse placed on Eluamous and Schmoopy. He tells them that if they do not pay the fine within one month the curse will explode. When Schmoopy calls the judge an idiot, Mr. Judge has another curse placed on Schmoopy, stating that if Schmoopy were to insult Mr. Judge again, he will explode.

Schmoopy and Eluamous' first plan to collect money(stealing it) backfires, and the two find themselves having to pay 200,000 gold pieces of gold within one week. The two then head east to finish their semi difficult delivery quest. On the way, the two hear a light buzzing sound, and realize it is coming from Schmoopy's backpack. Schmoopy pulls the enchanted axe out and decides that the axe can talk, despite Mike saying that it can't. Schmoopy  calls the axe Jacque. Once they get across the bridge to their destination, the guard they are sent to deliver the axe to sends them away, saying that the axe isn't enchanted at all, and that it is merely a talking axe.

At about this time, Timmy, Rob's brother, shows up and asks if he can play UR with Mike and Rob. They refuse, and then leave to get something to eat. While they are gone, Timmy creates a character called Timmy the Evil, a character that somewhat resembles a Death Knight. Timmy immediately begins to create a plan involving the beggar Schmoopy killed in episode two. Using the the Nader Gem called the Crystal of Change, the beggar's spirit was swapped with a powerful necromancer, who ambushed Eluamous and Schmoopy. Although they were able to get the crystal of change away from the beggar/necromancer, they were still attacked by several skeletons that were created during the battle. In a moment of desperation, Schmoopy pushed Eluamous, Petey and Jacques off a cliff, calls Mr. Judge, and mouths off to him, causing Schmoopy's curse to explode, destroying the skeletons. He was able to save himself however, by putting his spirit into the crystal of change.

Once the party has regrouped, Jacques places Schmoopy's spirit into a wolf, and the wolf's spirit into the crystal. After a long battle with an ogre, they come across the house of Jason, who Schmoopy went to college with. Jason casts a spell, called the Skin of Tolerance, on Schmoopy, making him look like the same race as anyone else who looks at him. So although Schmoopy now looks like his normal self, he is still in his wolf body. According to Jason, saying, "Look out, it's a dragon!" will destroy the Skin of Tolerance spell. Jason also removes the curses that had been given to them at the beginning of the series. When asked how he knew about the curse, Jason admits to being the one who cursed them in the first place. Upon hearing this, Schmoopy became furious, and attacked Jason. Jason, now angry, chased Eluamous and Schmoopy out of his house. After a bit of running. The two were accidently captured by Wesley, who Schmoopy also went to college with.

Wesley, a kinsman, tells them that Moonwell Pass is on the moon, and to get there they must travel through Mount Norrington to the town of Hue. As Eluamous and Schmoopy approach the entrance to Mnt Norrington, they are confronted by Roamin, a crimesolving rank eleven paladin, who had been sent by Mr. Judge to find them. They manage to outsmart Roamin and escape through the cave leading to Mt. Norrington. After a number of battles, they find two princesses that are about to be eaten by a polar bear. Schmoopy, deciding that the princesses are actually witches, he kills them. The polar bear then speaks, revealing himself to be Ursa Arcadius, archduke of the highbears. He was guarding the Crystal of Absorb, which grants the holder the ability to absorb the powers of fallen warriors. Ursa Arcadius was created by Timmy while Mike and Rob were getting a drink. While discussing their next move, Eluamous hears Roamin coming, and the two ran to hide. The episode ends with Roamin holding off Ursa Arcadius, from eating Gaary, Roamin's sidekick, while Schmoopy and Elumous run out of the cave with one of the princess' dead bodies.

Upon arriving Cotswell, Schmoopy and Elumous discovers that the village had been taken over by kobolds, and the heroes sneak into the town tavern under a cardboard box, in a style similar to Solid Snake. After entering the tavern, Schmoopy uses the Skin of Tolerance to trick the kobolds into thinking he was one of them, and fools the Kobolds out of the tavern. After fooling the kobolds, Mr. Judge appears in the tavern, having laid there unconcious and unnoticed when the heroes entered. Mr. Judge tells the heroes of the Kobold's plans to feed all the Cotswellions to the sharks, and asks the heroes about the crystal. When Elumous tells Mr. Judge that there were more than one crystal, he urges them to get as far away from Cotswell as possible and take the crystals to the Tower of Ultimate Wizardry. Mr. Judge was then shot in the head with an arrow.

Maelstrom, an ogre/kobold hybrid, appears here. He is the commander of the kobold force attacking Cotswell, speaks in rhymes, and is incredible powerful. When Schmoopy and Elumous attack Maelstrom, they were subdued easily and captured. Maelstrom took the Crystal of Change before the heroes were captured.

Meanwhile, Roamin manages to befriend Ursa Arcadius by guessing his password, which turns out to be Pochahontas, and recieves the Crystal of Absorb. Roamin meets up with Mr. Judge, who is still miraculously alive, and the Judge tells Roamin to find the brig where all the villagers are.

When Schmoopy wakes up, he discovers that they were locked in a cell in the brig. After attempting unneccessary reverse psychology, Schmoopy escapes with the rest of Cotswell's villagers. When they meet Maelstrom, the kobold scoffs at Schmoopy's attempts to defeat him, but Schmoopy reveals that he stole the crystal back from Maelstrom during the opening credits of the episode, and uses it on Grandma Schmoopy, putting her into the crystal and putting the wolf into her body. Schmoopy then uses the crystal to put his Grandma's body into the dead princess.

The heroes were still dreadfully outnumbered, but Roamin arrived just in time, using a rocket laucher he obtained from a blacksmith's shop to launch him, Gaary, and Ursa Arcadius off a cliff and onto the ship. Ursa was then supposedly killed by Maelstrom, and Schmoopy's grandma uses a mass teleportation spell to teleport everyone but Schmoopy and Roamin back to Cotswell.

A mass battle scene then ensues. After killing some kobolds, Schmoopy tries to fight Maelstrom, but recieves a fatal wound. However, still being a wolf with stab-proof fur, a gag that Schmoopy invented just to tick Mike off, Schmoopy survives the sword stab and gets up. Roamin tries to fight Maelstrom but was defeated just as efficiently. Roamin then gives Schmoopy the Crystal of Absorb, then activates Divine Shield and uses his Hearthstone to teleport him to Cotswell, leaving Schmoopy alone to fight.

Just when it seems Schmoopy is defeated, he throws a shuriken at Maelstrom's direction. The shuriken hit a Kobold standing close to Maelstrom, and Maelstrom laughs at Schmoopy. However, Schmoopy says, "I wasn't aiming at you...", which made Maelstrom question why he had killed a kobold. Schmoopy responds that he only needed one more kill to level and up. The season ends with Schmoopy glowing with golden light and saying, "All right....I wanna cast a spell....."

Season Two Current Summary
The beginning of season two follows the final episode of season one. Schmoopy is still on the kobold ship and attempts to use a spell called "Ignite Mana", which purpose is to burnthe enemy's mana. Instead of targeting Maelstrom with the spell, Schmoopy targets a mass amount of mana potions on board and roars, "By fire be purged!!". The attention is changed to Eluamous and the King of Cotswell(There is some controversy about the King of Cotswell. Roamin argues that the King's last name happens to be King, giving him the name of "Mr. King", akin to the name of the judge, "Mr. Judge". Mr. King is also conveniently Costwell's ruler, so the difference in name does not make a significant difference). Eluamous demands to be taken back to help Schmoopy but as they are talking the kobold boat explodes. Mr. Judge, Eluamous, and Roamin starts to argue about the purpose of the kobolds' attack. Eluamous states a supposedly correct history of the dwarves and kobold, Mr. Judge provides a tall tale about a war between the two races, and Roamin concocts a childishly stupid story about dwarves, kobolds, and the god Thor. Mr. Judge then urges Roamin to carry out an investigation, and Eluamous suggests that they start searching the shipwreck right away. Mr. Judge doubts that Schmoopy could be resurrected when Eluamous brings up the idea, but asks Mr. King for a potion called the "Potion of Endless Life". The potion apparently can revive a character with a single drop and make a person immortal if they down the whole flask. King offers the trio with his royal fleet to investigate the ship wreck, but Roamin insists that they use his ship, the SS Paladon, which turns out to be a simple raft.

In the middle of paddling the raft, Roamin runs up to the heroes and says that he had bad news. Eluamous asks Roamin what's the matter, and Roamin responds by turning around and revealing a sea dragon that resembles a Gyarados. Roamin was about to cast Divine Shield and run when Gaary stops him. Instead, Roamin performs a move called Righteous Fury, and kills the sea dragon in a single smash to the face. Here Mike and Rob leaves to stack the dishes, and Timmy appears, along with Professor Walrus. Professor Walrus seems extremely ticked off in this episode. Timmy produces a third Nader Gem, which ticks Professor Walrus off even more. To impress Professor Walrus, Timmy ups his evil level and reveals that he would be making a spider-bear to guard the crystal, and reveals a dice that rolls one every single time (Critical Failure) because Rob rolls constant twenties, allowing him to attack without missing and score high on all situations.

At this point Rob and Mike returns from the kitchen, and Rob tells Timmy that they know about his character. Timmy pretends (badly) not to recognize the character, instead calling his character "Timmy the Super Nice Guy". After giving the Roleplayers the Evil Dice, Timmy leaves. After reaching the ship wreckage, the three heroes find a note from "Timmy the Nice Guy", who tells them that the answer to their question is under the water and encloses a spell that allows them to breath underwater. However, there is a major side effect for rolling a critical failure, which Rob obviously does. The spell turns the trio into ninja turtles. The episode ends with a theme song of the Unforgotten Ninja Turtles because Roamin reasons that "Man, if we're gonna be cool ninja turtles like this, Gaary, we're gonna need something...something special...a THEME SONG!"

The heroes then enter the ocean, and encounters a sea monster. Roamin was about to destroy the beast when he unexpectedly fell asleep. It turns out that the sea monster as an aura that knocks out all weak-minded creatures close to it. When it came his turn to attack, Eluamous uses Magic Missile to attack the Sea Monster, and was knocked out as well because he ran out of mana. Jacques comes up with an idea of letting the sea monster run into an undersea wall to kill it, and idea inspired by an event in the movie of Fourth Harry Potter Book. Gaary retorts that the idea was stupid and wonders why Jacques is still conscious, upon which Jacques immediately fell asleep. Roamin unexpectedly wakes up, because it's opposite day. Gaary falls asleep, and Jacques wakes up and tells Roamin about his plan, which Roamin describes as "BRILLIANT!". The large sea monster, now a small land creature, charges at the heroes, and runs into the wall and dies. Gaary, still confused, brings up the liar paradox and argues that opposite day doesn't exist. Roamin agrees, and all of the heroes were eaten by the sea monster, who was still alive. After a few seconds in total darkness, the scene is lit by a Flare, revealing Sir Schmoopy as the one with casted it.

The next episode flashes back to what actually happened on the boat. The episode starts with Schmoopy yelling, "By fire be purged!" and casting Ignite Mana. Instead of making the potions explode, however, Sir Schmoopy simply dried up the mana potions. Schmoopy was then thrown overboard. Maelstrom starts laughing evilly when a kobold interrupts him says, "Didn't that guy still have the crystals you needed from him?". Maelstrom then leaves with the rest of his crew to fish for Schmoopy, leaving two kobolds to guard the ship. The two kobolds then start discussing how idiotic of Sir Schmoopy it is to expect Ignite Mana to combust the mana potions. One kobold brings up the fact that there is a bucket of dwarvern ale next to the potions and wonders why Schmoopy didn't use that instead. After a brief argument about if dwarvern ale is combustible or not, the kobold turn to see the supposedly-dead Ursa Arcadius shoot a rocket launcher at the dwarvern ale, creating the explosion earlier. Roamin then killls everyone with his hammer and, using the crystal of absorb, absorbs everyone's souls into the gem. Jacques was an inanimate object and did not need to be knocked out, and Petey ran away because he doesn't trust Roamin. Schmoopy tells Roamin to say, "Look out, it's a dragon" to destroy the skin of tolerance because he apparently doesn't want to "waste a perfectly good plot device we spent like, three episodes setting up just because we're not gonna end up using it." Roamin then uses the Hearthstone to teleport everyone out of the monster.then they never uploaded another episode ever again.:(

Characters

 * Rob is a player of Unforgotten Realms who is loosely based off the show’s creator, Robert Moran.  His character’s name is Sir Schmoopy.  Rob is the saucier of the duo, and tends to toss insults at Mike at random for fun.  Despite the fact that Mike is the dungeon master, Rob usually does the voice work for the characters in the game.  He also tends to cheat the system while playing.  In one episode he made a pack of wolves fade away, calling them optical illusions.
 * Mike is the dungeon master and another player of Unforgotten Realms. His character is Eluamous Nailo.  Mike is more of the "straight man" character type that attempts to keep the game on track, but Rob constantly derails any attempt of normalcy that is made.
 * Sir Schmoopy is a dwarf sorcerer from the land of Awesometon. He dual wields nun chucks despite the fact that wielding them with a sorcerer class effectively renders them useless with a near -7 just to hit.  He also has two carriage wheels, using them to dual wield shields.  The wheels provide an armor class of zero.  Sir Schmoopy also has a resemblance to Abraham Lincoln with his long dark beard due to Rob believing that Abraham Lincoln was the best sorcerer of all time.  So far Schmoopy's list of spells is: enlarge, detect, heal, ignite mana, and of course, flare, which he enjoys casting at Eluamous.  He usually says "I wanna cast a spell" before casting.
 * Eluamous Nailo (pronounced: “el-yoo-mis nay-low”) is a wizard from the land of Albion. As a character he serves as a comedic foil to Sir Schmoopy. His current spell list is: fireball, swords of revealing light, magic missile, heal and limited teleportation he learned from Sir Schmoopy`s Grandma.
 * Petey is a white undead dire rat that Sir Schmoopy tamed to be his pet familiar. Petey's main attack is emitting a green cloud of poisonous gas that has an area of effect spread that usually ends up poisoning the party as well. Throughout the combat scenes in the series Schmoopy commands Petey to attack with hyper beam, upon which Petey squeaks and Rob yells, "WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T KNOW HYPER BEAM?!"
 * Jacque is a French enchanted talking axe that wears a red beret and has a curly mustache. He speaks in a French accent and sometimes even speaks French, however Sir Schmoopy and Eluamous do not, and have a hard time understanding him when he doesn't use common language.  He glows bright blue whenever there is danger or when he his horny, and has some extent of mind control.
 * Roamin is a crime solving rank eleven Paladin. Roamin and his trusty sidekick, Gaary, roam the land in search of those that defy the law.  His funky theme song is sometimes played when he makes an entrance.  Although he tries to do what is right, he isn't quite the brightest pea in the pod. One of his catch phrases is "Wellll.... EXCUUUUSSE ME PRINCESS!!!"(Taken from the Legend of Zelda Cartoon Series) So far he's only said this to Gaary. His real name is Schubert (although there is no clarification about spelling)  He despises being referred to as "rabble." Roamin makes up his lack of intelligence with his strength, his most famous attack being "Righteous Fury". However, when the situation seems grim, Roamin will casts "Divine Shield", a skill that protects him from any damage while he activates his Hearthstone and escapes.
 * Gaary is Roamin's short pimp-like black sidekick, that usually contradicts everything that Roamin has to say. However, that is due to the fact that Roamin tends to play the part of the fool.  Gaary is the smarter of the two, and tends to let Roamin make an idiot out of himself, just so he can get his wisecrack in there.  But mainly he is paid by Roamin with berries to dance and sing during Roamin's theme song. Gaary has been referred as a black midget throughout the series, a fact that he accepts easily. He once said that he was in fact a crossbreed of a dwarf and an elephant, but that has yet to be confirmed. Also unconfirmed, he has stated that he is part dwarf part tree.
 * Timmy is Rob's brother who wants to play Unforgotten Realms too. When Mike and Rob inform him that he is not allowed to play, he decides to mess with their game. Anytime that Rob and Mike aren't in the room, Timmy plays the secret villain Timmy the Evil. His plans to kill Sir Schmoopy and Eluamous usually end up helping them. Timmy's in-game associate, Professor Walrus, is skeptical of most of his plans but always ends up agreeing with Timmy on them. His plans include: Making a white polar bear to kill them (who ends up helping them), giving them a 20-sided die that has Pokémon on each side and only rolls 1 (which worked a few times before Rob stops using it), and changing the tower of ultimate wizardry into the evil tower of ultimate wizardry.

Creator
“Unforgotten Realms” was created by Robert Moran. The show is almost entirely run by Moran, with him writing, animating and voicing the entire show. His production company Witty Wizard, has produced several other RPG based comedies including Jimmy: The World of Warcraft Story and Time Gnomes.

Web Release
''New episodes of Unforgotten Realms can only be viewed at urealms.com