User:Dokterugs

Well Just what in the name of God do we have going on here?

I am Ryan S. Arnold Otherwise known as Dokter Ugs. I am from a horrible village in the Berkshire Hills of Western Massachusetts which Bill O'Reilly once called "The town that Hates Christmas" I Have been in several bands including The Snozzberries, Sorry In Advance and the Fallen Starlets. I won Club Helsinki's 2009 Western Mass Songwriting Contest. I was hit by a train while driving a mini-van. My favorite book is Fight Club. I play the guitar and can fake it on the drums and piano. I think Goat Head Soup is the Rolling Stones most underrated LP. Generally I do well on standardized tests. I Love America.