User:Dom Sherlock

Dom Sherlock loves learning.

He was born at a very young age, an event of which he has no accessible memory. He was named 'Dominic', but ain't nobody got time fow dat. He optimised everyone's workday by reducing the syllables in his name to one third of what they had been previously.

He excelled at school, which is to say that he repeated the things that were programmed into him.

He went on to become a teacher in one of Ireland's preeminent 3rd and 4th level universities, which seems inevitable as his parents were both teachers.

Since then, he continues to unlearn and relearn.

Against all odds, he got married at the age of 45, which was one of the numerous predictions he made about himself, which subsequently came true.

He has a notable one in the pipeline for 2025.

He has just taken up writing about himself in the third person. For posterity. Pompous notions.